one time in sixth grade this kid shouted “urethra” instead of “eureka”
i knew this guy in middle school who when asked about his future plans, even by school counselors or teachers would without fail always chant,
KICK ASS, GO TO SPACE
REPRESENT THE HUMAN RACE
i wonder what he’s up to these days.
“Kneading, originally a behaviour that kittens needed to survive, is now a way for adult cats to show that they trust you and feel safe, and if you had a soft pelt like mom, you wouldn’t feel so much of the little knives.”